urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:greenxlightning Shego Shego 2009-10-06T16:51:45Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:greenxlightning:3049 2009-10-06T16:51:45Z 2009-10-06T16:51:45Z <i>[The device clicks on and begins recording, but Shego's voice is muffled.]</i> <br /><br />"H.W.?" <i>Salt?</i> What kind of welcome pack is this?! Where's the wine? What the - what's this?<br /><br /><i>[Her voice becomes clearer as she lifts the PDA from the bag and examines it.]</i><br /><br />A PDA? <br /><br /><i>[Beeps as she hits a few buttons, then the video function springs on. She looks startled for a moment, then puts on her usual vaguely disgusted look.]</i><br /><br />Someone connect me to customer service. <i>Now.</i> This is a terrible welcoming gift.<br /><br /><i>[She glares into the camera and waits.]</i> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:greenxlightning:1792 2009-09-25T02:34:01Z 2009-09-25T02:34:01Z Unless you are a member of <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_acairnia' lj:user='acairnia' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://community.livejournal.com/acairnia/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif' alt='[info]' width='16' height='16' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://community.livejournal.com/acairnia/'><b>acairnia</b></a></span>, please defriend this journal. It is being recycled. Thank you!